Backlog of Free Tacos Staggering

(Denver) Massive stashes of tacos, built to accommodate Rockies’ fans when heroes hit home runs and emerged victorious, remain stored at an undisclosed location in the Mile High City. The crispy treats, comprised of corn tortillas, cheese, meat, salsa, lettuce and tomatoes were never given good homes since the team did not operate at optimum level during the season.

“Our Win Tacos When the Rox Win program was solid from the start but loses amounted to an overstock,” said Omar Pilche, a recognized taco expert here. “Now we have tons of tacos that are perishable and less appetizing every day that passes.”

Pilche told The Horseshoe that his taco enterprise would give the food to the needy but that the Colorado Department of Health would not hear of such a thing. In addition insurance complications have detoured a general distribution of the tacos.

“Back during spring training we figured we’d get rid of the estimated bulk of the food but things didn’t quite work out for us or the Rockies,” said Pilche.

Next season the taco monster plans to award tacos for every hit and out recorded by the team in an attempt to familiarize the public with “authentic cuisine” and convenience.                                             – Gabby Haze