THE GELDED AGE IS UPON US

Is there anyone out there who believes Donald Trump? Sadly yes, the New York mafia film-flam man is still adored by blind, educationally and geographically challenged Americans who resent anyone of any color who doesn’t wave the flag and swallow the kool aid whole. But even some of these mislead victims are quietly wandering away from the MAGA fold. 

“L’état, c’est moi”

Yet Soul cannibal oligarchs, like Steven “Gestapo” Miller and JD “Hillbilly Payday” Vance that seek to exert their power over the helpless and supine just like in the gilded era of F. Scott Fitzgerald, minus the irony with any visible pinch of conscience .

“(He is) Untethered to the facts” – That’s how Judge Karin Immergut (a Trump appointee) put it sharply in the Portland invasion case. The GOP emboldens fascism under the cover of religion and jingo-patriotism when all these leaders really want to is more and more wealth. . If our public schools were better than day care centers a loser like Trump couldn’t have been elected dog catcher. Many supporters are just about to be screwed by the man they worship. Sorry, but I can’t wait.

Hitler called anti-fascists terrorists too.

Did you know that roughly 99% of the allied troops deployed and fighting in Europe in 1939-1945 were Antifa, (or anti-fascist). They were on Hitler’s list of international terrorists. The Nazis were then lost in the rubble and the German civilians paid the price. Here’s Wishing Americans would fight as hard as the Ukrainians have to preserve their republic.

All for show

Breaking news: Trump wins Piece Prize for his retreats with Jeffrey Epstein (his imagined mandate).  Many Americans are calling Portland, Oregon  the “Epstein Distraction City.” Donald’s war zones are Trumped Up – Chicago/Portland/Memphis. Democrats, lame as they are, did not create the urban disasters around us—they inherited them. The displaced navigate to the cities in search of survival all over the workld. Just another porly performed show. Shining away with no contnt on reality TV. Pulling people of color off the street…Trump has now identified Sativa as a domestic terrorism cell. The emperor has no clothes but wears a red tie.

Meanwhile construction begins on West Lawn liar’s bench

Despite the fact that the very White House failed to secure a building permit to excavate for survival bunker, construction marches on. Insiders confirm that a Bavarian-design remodel is underway right under the humble and acquiescent bench. Does Trump’s plan include the burning a Reichstag of some sort? He could blme it on the “Hamas lovers who hate America”. It worked for Adolf but only for a dozen years . Considering the incompetence displayed by the Il Douche goons, it would not be surprising if they burned down one of the Trump hotels by mistake. Considering that Trump’s mass is almost double that of Herr Hitler he might not be able to fit in the bunker anyway. And oh, Don, good work commuting the sentence of George Santos – One liar to another heh?

Our readers write

A woman from Rifle says Trump is a Russian mole intent on destroying the US. 

A man in Albuquerque writes that MAGA had Trump’s former carrousing buddy, Jefferey Epstein, murdered in prison so he could’t talk .

A Pennsylvania  source insists that the attempted assassination of Trump was staged and that even the blood was catsup. The alleged bullet meant for him came from th opposite direction of the conveniently deceased shooter. The American killed in the incident was real and damn well expendable in the big picture.

A Utah forensic expert thinks Israel killed Utah evangelist, Charlie Kirk, who had been critical of Netanyahu’s systematic genocide in Gaza. She contends that the GOP then blamed the left and, with some success, tried to create a martyr to their cause. Prove me wrong.

And in the most shocking correspondence, a former nun says many Trump aficionados secretly think he is Jesus while a simultaneous anti-Christ status gives him unearned credibility. 

Trump only prays to himself. He is as spiritual as bag of lawn fertilizer. Would a final Mega Rapture rid the world of this dangerous clown show? If so let’s roll.

IN CLOSING:

It’s all for show and polarization of the country for gold. Frightend Republicans mouth the drama then do nothing but promote fear and hatred as their boy meshes Divine Right with the Insurrection Act. What sort of twisted morality supports this? One riding the coat tails of an evil propsperity that he hopes to embrace?

The Trump Administration follows the professional wrestling model like margerine in a hot pan. Quick meltdowns. Crude. All fake! Rumors flourish that new fund me contest has emerged where contributors/participants could win two rounds in the ring with Trump at the WWF finals in 2026

CHEW ON THIS Would Ya?

Trump fires pollsters after 70% disapproval rate shakes the foundations with weasel Republicans and frightened Democrats soiling their polyesters. Meanwhile Il Douche continues his “What me worry? stature. “I’m staying on as your President as soon as we formulate an air-tight plan to kill the 2026 mid-term and 2028 Prez elections. It will be terrific.

Oh, and Elon Musk’s dad, Errol Musk – “just one of the boys” was recently accused of sexually abused his own children and fellow pedophile, Price Andrew of England has now surrendered his Duke of York title. It is obvious a fat man from Queens, who colors his hair and cheats at golf, is on borrowed time.

-Kashmir Horseshoe