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Sociable Services weighs Rockies’ impact on children

(Blake Street and Beyond) Some children as young as 5 are subjected to summer keystone barbarism say a host of academia’s and case workers here. Most do not have a choice, much less a clue, as to the behavior of the bush-league bozo Greeley meat people who show no signs of selling the lucrative franchise.

These meatheads are defrauding and defacing the national sport, a felony that lingers and festers on the warning track.

The performance of the baseball franchise sends a dangerous message to kids: It’s OK to perform poorly, with no heart and soul just so long as the money keeps rolling in. Children need heroes and the meat people let All-Star infields walk in favor of profit. This is not some hedge fund. This is baseball and baseball is sacred, especially to little tykes, who fall asleep with their gloves tuckled under the covers.

The only way to change that is through strict boycott of attendance and especially the purchase of clothing and other Rockies-related souvenirs. STOP SUPPORT! When the money train can no longer rach the station they will sell the franchise.

Here’’s more:

1. Often children, traumatized by the late innings cry themselves to sleep grind their teeth during the night . Endangerment of children is often the result when endearing turns to enduring. Exposure to extra innings continues to perplex doctors and dentists.

2. Children could be removed from the domicile in extreme cases such as double-headers and blind reliance on relief pitching. One Rox fan was recently acquitted but not before the judge issued a stern warning. “Maybe the Orioles or the Dodgers…?

3. Cases of kids that get lost in to the bureaucracy  might have to wait until Bronco season concludes to be further evaluated. 

“Fortunately, and to the great relief of sports sociologists, football teams only play once a week but the impact can also be long lasting and sometimes detrimental to future development,” explained one human behavior expert. “Baseball, like basketball and hockey presents so many games that it is difficult to measure the damage until the late innings when the clown show falls apart,

– Gabby Haze