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US Residents Can Rely on PSC

(Toronto) Imagine the relief in the lower 48 with the announcement that US citizens, legal residents and even undocumented aliens can employ the Canadian version of FEMA called Public Safety Canada to help the prepare for bad weather and even offer premonitory disaster response.

Canada serves its population through collaborative efforts of the Government Operations Centre, several provincial agencies, PSC and a host of NGOs. With the near-dismantling of the US counterpart, FEMA, many in the United States fear for the worse during hurricane season and the effects of climate changes that have arrived angry and extreme over the past decade.

The current leadership down south has all but shattered and shuttered the very effective agency with layoffs, pilfering and lies while extending  lucrative tax cuts to the already wealthy. Access to often life-saving information is no longer available or has been severely derailed by reduction of staff and the flight experts he see a fascist future in full regalia.

“Our neighbors are welcome to use weather stats and data as well as emergency disaster forecasts since FEMA has been hobbled by Il Douche,” said Paul Galaski, of PSC. “Preparation is imperative to survival in many cases. Hurricane monitoring (not directly affecting our Commonwealth) has been in place for almost a century. We seek to prevent natural and man-made catastrophes, calamities and debacles wherever they occur.”

The White House has accused Canada of furthering global warming propaganda calling the on its base to decipher fake news from real news with a sip of kool aid news. It further claims that blue states will be given preference from the “left-leaning land” up north. Canadian chat suggests that no one is working at FEMA apart from janitors and an expanded security force to keep nosy citizens away from the formerly functioning facility.

“We will offer a helping hand even to red states such as Texas and Florida to prepare for the worse and build resilience against future events,” said Galaski. Canada will serve as the preventative wheel and not the after-the-storm response.”

Meanwhile the average American is at risk despite the kind offer of brotherhood exhibited herein.

-Kashmir Horseshoe