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Plan to deport illegal Neanderthals halted

A clandestine scheme to deport Neanderthals has been temporarily halted since the large pre-humans are too big. The group, seen as a threat to the harmony of the United States by anti-evolution brigades, had been scheduled to be flown to equatorial Africa on Tuesday.

“We can’t fit them onto the planes or buses,” said one overwhelmed ICE official. 

It’s all part of a plan to rid the country of disloyal citizens according to sources close to Papa “Taco” Don, a shadowy mafia figure who has somehow grabbed the reigns of sanity. White House wailers and weepers (a growing population) accused the current underworld of targeting anyone not in line with the Judeo-Christian evolution doctrine that the world was created in 7 days.

A disturbing result, common to the arrogant incompetence of The Gelded Age has been the mass deportation of Denisovans to Canada without proper winter attire.

Last night three Neanderthals beat up their jailers and escaped to Wyoming, which does not have an extradition treaty with U.S. Somebody in the Trump Administration didn’t do his homework. AI- Arrogant Incompetence? Maybe Denisovans will like Canada. Racial gerrymandering isn’t it?

Hey, don’t fret. It’s just part of the induced Gelded Age where no one has the cojones to stand up for what is right — while sipping the kool-aid of ignorance and racism.

Socio-Economic Funnies #611:

It’s early autumn. Why are our local utility companies stockpiling firewood?