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Link Hedges on Political Endorsements
(Pomona, CO — Genetics For Life — Sept 2016)
In a rare departure from departures, The Missing Link today declined to endorse any politician for office in November. Evading reporters while dodging a troop of police officers intent on his capture, the swaggering Link continually defied gravity and the laws of space and time.
Redefining the playing surface, the Missing Link, a master of multi-tasking, showed both innovation and good taste in his spurious action. His curious fan base, waiting patiently outside for a glimpse of their hero, endorsed the decision chanting Free the Link and the disconcerting Link, Link, Link…
“He exhibited a masterfully conceived plan of noncommittal avoidance peppered with mumbled double-talk, steering clear of attempts to fence him in on the subject the coming elections.,” said a supporter who had hoped for something more solid from the Link. “Many of us had hoped for a conclusive announcement on his current leanings and even the declaration of his candidacy.”
As he shirked, skirted and side-stepped the issues the Grand Equivocator remained one step ahead of the law. He is wanted in three states for questioning about rogue metaphysics and the origin of the species. After the encounter the Link jumped a 20-foot security fence, slid rat-like under a tight-lipped glass door for and gracefully slithered into a civic fountain where he then vanished.
Police are stepping up operations and beefing up their presence around Pamona Aviary where informants say he is taking flying lessons.
“The world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.” – Horace Walpole
Winter’s on the prowl in Crested Butte
Despite what it feels like on Elk Avenue today be advised that the Iceman cometh…but so does skiing. Life ain’t all too bad. (O’Toole of the Andes Photo Service)
SKIING DE NO EN LA BIBLIA DICE LAKE CITY MUJER
(Montrose – Rapto colas, Partituras y Horarios – 25 de septiembre de 2016)
El deporte del esquí no se menciona siquiera una vez en el judeo-cristiano Biblia dice un clérigo Lake City que a menudo desfila alrededor como la conciencia del condado de Hinsdale.
Según Freida markfore la Sagrada Escritura no hace referencia a esquiar y por lo tanto todo el modus operandi debe evitarse por el temeroso de Dios justo.
“Si el buen Dios quería que el hombre a deslizarse por las montañas que lo habría creado con bordes en sus pies y postes incluidos en el” paquete de principiante. “Él también habría hecho caer la nieve en la Tierra Santa”, reflexionó.
“Las puertas del Paraíso no se abrirán para una parada quitanieves o un giro telemark,” pronostica ella. “Y no se espera que las condiciones de nieve en el infierno para mejorar en la eternidad próximo.”
Markfore, que a veces se conoce con el alias de Luella Caquis, frunció el ceño cuando se sugirió que el esquí, asociada a estilos de vida nórdicos y quizás dioses vikingos no lo hizo jive con las actividades cotidianas de los semitas de Asia Menor.
“Yo no estoy hablando de no mineros,” ella replicó con vehemencia. “La mayoría de ellos están bien en su camino al infierno en una cesta de mano y ni siquiera lo saben.”
– Warren de Wexley
Don Woodbury RIP
The Gunnison Valley lost a real good one with the recent passing of Don Woodbury. He will be missed.
