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LOCAL CAVE RENDERINGS SHED LIGHT ON EARLY HUMANS

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and it appears from these cave etchings that the Neanderthal had not grown accustomed to their newly emerging thumb structure and had to rely on Denizen underlings to rescue baked potatoes from the roaring flames of the campfire. These ragamuffin cohorts would often harvest cannabis and act as porters for the larger humans even though they were notorious stay at homers.

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