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World Scheduled to End Friday

(Hades-on-Hathaway) The world, which includes all known space and time, is slated to terminate itself sometime Friday afternoon according to seismologists and charlatan magicians living in tin and cardboard shacks up and down the Sugar Loaf.

Although life goes on, as of the middle of the week a growing number of humans have begun taking precautions such as buying lottery tickets, stockpiling groceries and putting the car in the garage. According to practicing sociologists, there has been a particularly strong run on luxury items and marriage proposals over the past month.

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