Our American Political Spelling Bee

Live and in color from Bethesda MD – we pick up the action…

Part One – Spelling Accuracy

Monitor: Can you spell socialism?

Mr. Opinion : Soshalizm.

Moderator: No. Wrong. Next.

Ms. Justsmile: Sewshullism.

Moderator: No.

Wildman White: Soshhhulism

Moderator: No. Incorrect.

Mr. Putin: социализм.

Moderator: Correct but in the wrong language. Disqualified.

Part Two: Define the term

Mr. Opinion: I don’t really know but it’s real bad.

Ms. Justsmile: A system where we are forced to share with the poor, eat borscht and live in gulags.

Wildman White: It’s something about Russian fur hats and machine guns in your bedroom in the middle of the night.

Mr. Putin: A paradise who workers share in the profits and embrace quality of life 365 days a year and I didn’t poison my political opponents.

Moderator: Bozos: Socialism is a political and economic theory of social organization that advocates that the means of production, distribution, and exchange should be owned or regulated by the community as a whole.

Part III Presidential Pardons on the White House Lawn

Which of the following is your favorite crime that can be attributed to fake President Donald J Trump?

a. Obstruction of Justice

b.) Lying to Federal and State government bodies

c.) Sabotaging Transition Process

d.) Cheating on Taxes

e.) Collusion with Russia – treason