Information Factory Indicted in Dumping Case

 Bosses at the sprawling Ajax Info-Source Plant, closed down for repairs in October, have been charged with an assortment of infractions including discharge of progressive ideologies, fielding broken promises, charting faint rainbows and failure to replace spent fuel rod cells.

Its operators are reportedly perplexed over the incident saying they have no cosmic debris to discard since their operations are clearly organic.

Software pollutants, cerebral contamination, insufficient data bases are highly  toxic and dangerous for public consumption say government officials who have pledged to push the indictment.

“We will not have this kind of blatant disregard for the status quo in our own backyard,” said Deedee Dauntless of the toothless Ephemeral Protraction Agency.

“They were at least manufacturing something within the country. Leave them alone,” said longtime neighbor Eddie Singhe, who cleverly outsourced his egg noodle business, firing his 300 employees and sending everything to Shanghai in 2009.

Meanwhile the Information Highway remains backed up for over 200 miles due to the breakdown of infrastructure in the roads and bridges realm.

Simultaneously the government owned Smile Factory across the ridge is working three shifts and exporting 35,000 smiles per day to emerging countries all over the globe. – Fred Zeppelin