The Fear List (continued)

The updated roster of things to be afraid of compliments of

your feral government/the Trump Administration.

611.  Identity theft

612. Terrorists

613. High cholesterol

614. The Devil

615. Serious hot dog consumption

616. West Nile Virus

617. Bees

618. Government buildings

619.  Black men driving around in cars at night

620. erectile dysfunction

621. illegal aliens

622. Other terrorists

623. terrorists with their dogs off the leash

624. altered fruits and vegetables

265. second-hand smoke

626. broken glass

627. visible panty lines

628.  A Black or Woman Democrat in the White House

629. Shiites

670. Low blood sugar

671. More terrorists

672. Alien terrorists

673. tsunamis

674. new age ideas

675. home-grown terrorists

676. habeas corpus

677. those awful environmentalists

688. bears

689. liberals in sheep’s clothing

Continued on page 41