EX-Mag Castoff throws hat into Commissar Race

The Neanderthal Party appears primed to run a Trump castoff for Commissioner. Sandy Knotty-Pine, a Log Hill fumigator, was reportedly passed up by in 2016 and he entertains a grudge against everyone in the system.

Good looks may win elections and the Neanderthals were seen as an attractive, if extinct race! Pine stands for survival skills that may be compulsory in the eternal effort to take one’s careful next breath in the dark.

She plans to choose a local fence post as her running mate so as not to confuse her likely constituency. 

— Dolores Alegria