Elk Bugling Classes Told

Learn to bugle like an elk in just three short weeks with our Super Emersion program. Pass by Testosterone Brothers Slaughterhouse in Colona for application and possible fiscal assistance arrangements.  Classes now forming at Ed’s Mobile Liver and Onion Wagon for the 2027 rutting season. Saturday mini-exposure sleepovers at the Ouray Poor Farm. Herd discounts weekdays. Horny instructors always. Wapiti insurance happily accepted.