CUBANS CURSED WITH CASTRO-INTESTINAL DISORDER

Over half the population of the island of Cuba is suffering from acute Castro-intestinal disorders of varying degrees, according to our boys over at the State Department. The chronic maladies reportedly began in 1958 and have grown more severe ever since.

Doctors there once believed that playing baseball and smoking quality cigars would arrest the problem, but instead they have been arrested by secret police and have disappeared.

Cuban leader, Fidel Castro, has assured his people that the situation is only temporary and that he will voluntarily step down as soon as Brazil breaks free from the continent of South America and the National League establishes a franchise in Havana.

“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.” – Mark Twain