BIG PHARM DEAD OF SUSPECTED OVERDOSE

(Lima, Peru) Murray “Big Pharm Pillar was found lifeless this morning in a llama-infested alley in Sao Providencia, near Cusco. Ironically enough his final resting place, was not that far from the Amazon rainforests, the source of many natural remedies. These cures were played down by Big Pharm and his friends in the oil and lumber business.

According to a bootlegged piece in Los Ramos and Andes ( a warm but satirical Latino slant on the popular radio program of the 30s Amos and Andy.) Big Pharm died due to overdose of statins, pain killers and opiates near El Mono, a howler monkey colony of limited autonomy.

Police fear an upheaval by his victims may have led to the untimely demise. At the time of death Big Pharm’s net worth was estimated to be over 4 billion dollars.

Police investigating the demise were in agreement that the overdose was the result of chronic greed and arrogance as well as the drugs. The death is expected to generate a major scuffle for power within the lucrative industry as the insurance companies have demanded a share of the dead man’s estate.

The American public, unaware of Big Pharm’s criminal activities against them, did not celebrate or mourn but rather went to Wal-Mart and ate fast food as they always do. Many physicians expressed hope that they would not be thrown from the fray train as the power play evolves.
– Joe Bob Statin