CAMPAIGN SLURS EXPECTED LONG AFTER ELECTION DAY

Filed under the redolence Meandering Euphoria, this column is in no way reflective of the current state of daily chaos on the planet; nor is the feeble summation an attempt to make water from wine and to justify evolution, hallucination  or reincarnation. Furthermore the writer is not a Jacksonian Democrat but is simply a rattled patriot responding the desperate, ridiculous and downright mean nature that has entranced and strangled the GOP since Richard Nixon.**

I read from my breviary:

“My sweet baby used to glide, now it’s more of a lunge. She was the hurry up sista adorned in nothing but horn rims, an understated choker and army-issue galoshes, but that didn’t slow her down one damn bit.”

… Ooops. Wrong breviary . There now. It’s the blue one. Here we go…

After gay Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigeig  played him in a mock debate (Oct 1) with Democrat Tim Walz, J.D. Vance has expressed concerns that he in turn could turn gay?

Although he is reportedly worried in private. He remains macho-heterosexual in public according to election observers.

Meanwhile perceived enemies say Orange Donald has now compared his IQ to that of “Genghis Khan, Marie Pasteur, and Albert Einstein with a side of George Steinbrenner.” Donald was un available for elaboration in that he is taking (Benito) Mussolini lessons this week in Predoppio, Italy.

And as it turns out rattlesnakes in the 4th Congressional District did endorse Lauren Boebert back in October, continuing the lizard-like voting behavior of the know-nothing Democracy that is eastern Colorado.

(Editor’s Note) The San Juan Horseshoe in no way reported that the E Coli (Escherichia coli) bacteria outbreak at McDonalds after Trump visit had anything to do with his recent field trip even though both he and Ronald McDonald proudly exhibit similar color hair. It was coincidental, say GOP spokespersons, and after bloodless rumination we opt to let them play through for now.

Meanwhile in order to avoid jail time Trump has accepted immunity status as well as impunity recognition from Moscow and Pyongyang. He is expected to bring most top-hat MAGA supporters along with him to his new haunts. Many are busy learning new languages although most still cannot speak their native tongue properly.

**Musk is defined as a strong-smelling reddish-brown substance which is secreted by the male musk deer for scent-marking and is an important ingredient in perfumery.

For a related piece turn to: Trump Dumps Vance, Jumps bail, Pumps fist, Humps Georgia, Arizona on Cold Hands-Warm Heart News.

-Fred Zeppelin