White Nationalists missed big chance to rename Winter Olympics

The 2026 Winter Olympics could have been called The Caucasian Olympics plus 2 (China and Japan) but white supremacist blew it.

Clearly Aryans dominate the event with Norse and Flemish overtones and including Southern European tribes such as the Spain, Portugal, France and the 2026 hosts.

1^st Winter Olympics were held in Chamonix, France 1924. Before that there were no Winter Olympics since the entire concept originated in Greece and there is not enough snow to bobsled or ample ice to engage in the suspense of  curling.

One might ask: Well then why didn’t Hitler, (or even Georgian Joe Stalin*) jump on the chance to promote the Caucasian culture?

Glad you asked: The next every-four-years scheduled Olympic Games would have been in 1928 while Adolf was cooling his heels in the calaboose. In 1932 he was engaged in street fighting, minority baiting and more beer hall entanglements. By the time of the winter games in 1936 rolled around Herr Hitler was far to engrossed in Lebensraum, Non-Aggression Mustache Pacts and plans to invade his neighbors to get his lip whiskers around a little snow and ice over in the Alps.

*Stalin, who according to Secret Police hatchet man Levrently Beria, was a shitty skier, was busy with purges and famines during those years which left him little time to pursue athletic venues.

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