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Harris and Hamas confused by Trump

(Detroit) President Donald of Orange repeatedly intertwined the words Harris and Hamas in speech to GOP Youth here.

Political analysts from the sunny side of the street disagreed as to the linguistic, often semantic overlaps. Were they well-orchestrated attempts to equate Trump’s  former opponent to an Israeli-groomed  terror group or just more Trump meandering, calling attention to his greatness and mistreatment at the hands of adversaries

Shit happens when one surrounds oneself with loyal jackbooted thugs and Stepford Wives. Trump has continually challenged his foes with displaced patriotism and paper toughness. He likes to show up and hang with pro wrestlers to show his manhood.  But yesterday the former President was unconditionally banned from the spotlight after WWF officials refused to sanction his presence in the ring due to “a moral code unbefitting of a professional wrestler”.

A Libertarian-based group has banished Trump from speaking until he pays debts owed from rented hall charges in 2016.

Nascar has already excluded Trump from any association with the sport because he is short several cubic inches. The Horseshoe apologized for taking this statement out of context and did so only in “the spirit acceptable language”. Trump remains as the main draw at various agricultural festivals nationwide and a tractor pull on Pennsylvania Avenue for Valentine’s Day.

-Small Mouth Bess