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Aspen Whipping outlawed in three counties

Gallows Catapulting. Arborists say…”Has no place in the olympics, winter, summer or special.” In her well received pamphlet “The Reverberations of Albinos Tanning” she equates the growing popularity of the sport to phony populist movements, twisting and bending gov’ment lies, challenges to affordability and an once-healthy economy ready to snap.

Her most intense focus is allocated to the carefully choreographed assassination  of Donald Trump in Pennsylvania by MAGA and some shadowy character trespassing on his West Palm gold course. (Think: Why did trump’s ear stop bleeding so quickly? Did he strike the defiant pose before or after shots rang out?)

“There will be plenty of golf courses in hell, “ – Rev Phil Pharisee, preaching from his high pulpit on the subject of Sunday church attendance, eternal responsibility and slothfulness.