NEW TAXES EXPLAINED

“…and of corpse, we have the late tax and the early tax coupled with everyone’s favorites the noise tax and the quiet tax,” said Minderbender.
“After that it is quintessential to the continued workings of unresponsive government that these pinholes be wiped out or otherwise deprogrammed from the knees up,” he smiled.
In support of his flamboyant economic theories Minderbender hurled the smile tax and the frown tax into the fray followed by the proposed frankfurter-on-a-roll tax, you wanna drive your pickup around all day tax and the innovative bi-partisan franchise tax on new oxygen, education, medical shortcomings and military adventurism/distraction tax. He completed his monologue by asking those still facing the front of the room if any of them had information as to the movements of what he called bothersome renegades living up in the hills.
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