FWIPPING OFF AW VEES IWEGAL

with Elmer Fudd

Hewo fwends and welcome to Cowowado. Wemembew due to Cowowado Waw it is now iwegal to fwip off Awe Vees on ouw state highways. This new waw incwudes evewyone!

Tip: Pwease don’t weave youw widdle doggie wocked up in youw hot aw vee whiwe you are enjoying dinnew. It gets pwetty hot this time of the yeaw and widdle dogs can melt.

Tip: Bwing awong baloney sandwiches fwom Oklahoma or whereber you pass through and save money.

Tip: Wemove youw wear view miwwow so that you don’t have to wook at all that twaffic behind youw wig.

In addition twy to wemembew that fweak stawms can wuin your aw-vee outing. A high wind can bwo you wight off the woad and wightning is common in the aftewnoon in the mountains. Twy to stay off youw cell phone when Mothew Natuwe is acting up. At night be shuwe your widdle dogs are sleeping inside so they don’t end up as wunch fow some predatow on the prow.

Final tip: If you see that you have more than eweven caws behind you on the woad, puwe youw wig over and let them pass safwey. Good mannews on the highway is of benefit to eveweyone. Have a wewaxing summer.

Fresh free-range, organic goat eggs. Still in the shell. Seasonal booty only. First come-first served. No realtors. Gates open at 5 am. 38592368945275 Road. Honk. I got mean dogs. Market Price.