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Colorado will not send solar energy to Russia

Colorado will not send solar energy to Russia

(Ridgway) Russia is “flat out of luck” securing Colorado solar energy according to sources within this solar manufacturing hub. The termination of the lucrative energy exchange, began way back in 2001, is clearly attributed to February’s savage attack on neighboring Ukraine.

“The Russian leadership is composed of gangsters and murderers,” said a leading solar energy advocate from a sunny mountain meadow. “We do not seek to punish the people although many still support Putin’s War. Their warmth and comfort is simply collateral damage in a sense.”

In short, Russian weather sucks. The cold winters are married to sweltering summers, humid and stodgy. The humid continental climate that affects much of European Russia features only 85 days of sun per year. The desire for more solar exposure has been etched in the Russian psyche since the fall of the Soviet Union when the population looked to join the European community.

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Today, with he war, life has returned to almost Stalinist boundaries with freedom of speech and movement greatly limited and the future looking bleak.

“Even the oligarchs can make the sun shine,” said the Colorado source.

-Melvin Nykolai 

“Pantacha opened his eyes and closed them. They were red like a monkey’s behind.”

          -Mario Vargas Llosa in “The Green House”