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Hell’s Fire Needs TLC

HELP WANTED: Capable man or woman familiar with the discovery of fire needed to start morning and evening blazes in the Halls of Hell this fall and early winter. Seasonal work. We know it sounds ridiculous but if we don’t spend the money in 2021 we’ll forfeit it in the 2022 budget. Also: Persons dumping debris at the North and South gates will be expected to provide lunch for boatmen on the River Styx. Have a nice eternity.

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