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Dodge Ram and Your Bigote

     A new study surviving recent federal cuts strongly suggests that driving a Doge Ram makes one’s bigote larger.

     The examination, classified under Highly Sensitive Male Ego of input here clarifies longheld suspicions that people have been buying the pseudo-macho trucks for more than the V-8 sound and the potentially giant tires.

     “Even if you need a ladder to get into your truck and a telephone book to see over the dashboard you too will at some point experience new growth in the bigote region, said one engineer. Expectations can be varied but most will be surprised. This is not about testosterone or virility. It is about bigotes and the man who wants to be 100% man!”

     Meanwhile the White House has seen a bevy of attempts to define bigote and grow one as soon as possible to thwart the liberal agenda.

     Whether any of this connects with the alarming trek of young white males to the Trump camp in search of a heightened gender experience was never concluded. The ancient art of displaying a bigote dates back to the Sumerians who often waxed theirs and twisted them to the delight of female companions.

-Tommy Middlefinger

“Dumber than a bucket of hair”: Jim to Huckleberry Finn in reference to some of his fellow humans in James by Percival Everett