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Harris to change name of DCA

(Warshington) Vice-President Kamala Harris has pledged to rechristen Ronald Regan International  Airport Bob Marley International if elected President in November.

The announcement was received much to the delight of attentive historians everywhere.

The GOP is accusing her of communism, favoritism and disrespect for its Great Communicator. Harris, whose father was Jamaican, shares the the same ethnic roots with Marley, perhaps the most original and prolific song writer and musician of the 20th Century.

In the end it appears that the majority of polled Americans prefer reggae to robot. But it was the wonky (thankfully not waving) Ronald Reagan statue at the entrance to DCA that put the tide on the ebb and embarrassed many, forcing some sort of compromise.

Naming infrastructure after self-aggrandized but pedestrian royalty, showcases attempts by sitting elected to worship privileged  ascendency. They feel that this measure mandates descendants, ignores incompetence and validates sacrosanct power position in a society tilted to the wealthy. They want to show themselves as great when they have been marginal at best, some worse than others. Many are liars and thieves.

-Tommy Middelfinger