Posers Surpass Brummagems, Frauds

People Watchers International says posers in the developed world have surpassed records set long before selfies, GPS, cell phones or AI arrived to help us have a better life as robots and orcs.

The borderline group has reluctantly studied a myriad of vivid, albeit glassed over, formulas, fears, explanations and stubborn mysteries for over 60 years leaving many contributors stumped with new riddles unsolved or still in paring mode.

When asked what conundrum stood out the most in his memory one snooping associate laughed. “We still haven’t figured out why there are more horses’ asses than horses, but we’re working on it.”

-compiled with the assistance of the San Juan Horseshoe —“The newspaper that can spell Uncompahgre backwards”

Vistors and guests:

While in Colorado this fall don’t miss the local and highly cosmetic Poser’s Ball held everyday in ski areas across the state.

No dogs, no alcohol, no loitering