Ropas Sucias (Leftovers)

MATH 611:

How many kids that go hungry in these US would it take to build trump’s arch? How many of the Trump minions would fit into his bomb-proof bunker. How many times did Trump’s father say I love you to Donald?

Terrorists call terrorists terrorists

Pointing the finger has never been more popular in world circles as was painfully clear today.

Congratulations Antifa: Anti-Fascist group recently awarded domestic terror designation by the American shadow gov’ment.

Tips to be worldly # 611: Never eat borscht in Russian when the dictators’ last name ends in an n.

New video games doing well . “Ballistic Dart” game sales up 45% with “Hit Vladimir’s Houses”and “Hit Bibi’s Bathroom” holding on as bullseyes, shredding all previous records for political action videos.

Is trump, the reincarnation of Paraguayan leader Francisco Solano López? Solano’s diary (illegally confiscated from library) was diwcovered  by Kurdish carpenters in an unfinished White House bunker next to the only book in the place, Mein Kamph. He won’t need a GPS to find the gates of hell.

Apology: Gray whales not gay whales are visiting San Francisco Bay in great numbers this spring.

Looks like former U.S. Attorney General, Pam Bondo wasn’t really the glue that held the trump card together. When she uttered “You should apologize to President Trump – was she speaking rhetorically? Did she actually say “What was not to like, under the bus”?

Win three rounds in the ring with White House

Deputy Chief of staff Steven Miller

Just answer a few simple questions

on our  Enough is Enough Survey

1. Correctly guess the most likely source of Tom Homan’s next bribe. Location? Amount?

2. Where do former ICE agents go for fun?

3. Who is the next Administration official to be fired by the Orange Donald?

4. Why do the majority of MAGA lovers not know the definition of dystopia?

Boner Question: Who will pay for the bad blood created by Donald Trump? Will other countries ever forgive us?

Correction: We wrote that a Texas university will no longer teach Plano when it was supposed to read Texas university will no longer teach Plato. Sorry for the oversight.

– compiled by Susie Compost