ASK MR OUTSIDE

Mr. Outside, a recent arrival to Ridgway, doesn’t actually live outside but there are many here in what was once small town America, who would prefer that he did so. Mr. Outside doesn’t excel at winter sports or offer any services. H just likes the name, that he calls his brand. Despite his less than impressive resume people write to him for information, advice and consul.

Here are the official discussion questions for February 1 meetings.

Do your homework now and avoid tedious monologues and floggings later:

*What is smarter: a wallaby or a walleye?

*Who invented hibernation? Who pays for it?

*If you were hanging out at a chippunk bar and wanted to buy a round for the mouse what would you do?

*I just moved here from Moline. Where do I buy earwigs?

*Does taking my daily herbs and way with a jigger or two of Cork Gin negatively affect the potential health benefits of the herbs? What abut the vitamins? What about blowing ups all of the Starbucks in Europe this winter?

*Earwig Farms near Mañana  offers the highest quality earwigs in the Rockies due to an intricate, highly neurotic mating process rarely observed by humans

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