US ships Trump to North Korea

(Warshington) The United States has sent former President Donald Trump to North Korea for kimchi futures, vague promises of aid, and players to be named later.

Insiders say there was also an under-the-table cash payment undisclosed at the time of the ballbuster trade.

The move, concluded just moments before the spring trade, deadline aligns Trump with his former batty roach Kim Jong-un and promises to deliver more than a few surprises during the coming season.

Officials would not comment on rumors that fireballer Jared Kushner and base stealing threat Marjorie Taylor Greene would break into the opening day lineup and accompany Trump to Pyongyang. 

“He has been a divisive element in the outfield here here in the United States since 2012 and is expected to act as designated hater in his new Asian home.

-Kashmir Horseshoe