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Colona Snow Closures

The following institutions are reporting indefinite closures due to heavy snows:

Colona School

Log Hill Ashram

Colona Slaughterhouse – mornings only

Carne Canyon Texaco

San Juan Horseshoe Bath and Scissors

Marigold Hill Homeland Security

Semi-National Airport – 3^rd and 4^th terminals only

Wildcat Creek Coiffures

Ouray County Puffball Matches

Embassy of the Republic of Fredonia

Cowboys For Horses

Pit Stop Restaurant

Snowy Peak Snow Removal

Colona Liquors is OPEN!

Stay tuned to the skies for further developments. Persons needing further assistance with

regards to survival should call the appropriate gov’ment agency or ask a fellow taxpayer for help – editor.