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Royalty Gene Isolated
(Vail) The long sought after Royalty Gene, that unit of heredity that determines who is royal and who is not, has been discovered in laboratory rats in an underground bunker somewhere deep in the Gore Tex Range. Known to insiders as the Queen Gene, which too forms part of a chromosome, the Royalty Gene appears to be more prolific in rat populations that presume royal heritage or entitlement due to money in the bank.
“If they think they are the king, then they are more likely to be crowned king than a common rat out on the street looking for something to eat,” said one researcher who was not qualified to speak on the matter and demanded animosity.
What postulates emerging from these finding indicate is that (according to the late great Inspector John Musick) “the gene pool is becoming a gene puddle” and that only a slim few will live the palatial lifestyle that so many yearn to embrace. Not wanting to appear politically incorrect or insensitive, scientists here carefully stressed that the so-called Queen Gene had nothing whatsoever to do with queries related to sexual preference.
The biggest problem they now face is finding enough volunteer rats to continue the experiments.
“Tests conducted here are no more harmful than a simple flu shot,” explained the scientist. “Crazy as it sounds we need these rodents to step up now, since they are an integral part of the program.
“How rats deal with the residue, the seemingly unbalanced reality is their own business,” said one researcher.
– Small Mouth Bess
