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Your dog knows you’re stoned

(Crested Butte) Extensive studies conducted by higher-ups in the humane society have concluded that dogs, especially one’s own, are quite well aware when humans are high on cannabis. The 4-year study, which ended in the classic man-bites-dog syndrome, is expected to change nothing.

“If my dog thinks I’m stoned he will try to get me to feed him sweets and take him the park more often, thinking I cannot manage my time. He tries it whenever he smells marijuana,” laughed one member of the study group. “There have been days that I have taken him for walks five and six times.” 

“He has that keen sense of smell and the perceptive ability to read one’s level of tranquility.”

– Rufus Maxwell