Pot Legal on Moon and Mars

Due in part to an oversight by the Reefer Madness set, marijuana is now legal on Mars and on the Earth’s only known Moon. The legitimacy status, brought on after it was discovered that the herb had never been classified as illegal in these jurisdictions, was never an issue in the decision.

Since there are no inhabitants on the heavenly bodies in question there was no vote on the matter. Opponents of legalized drugs, along with the pharmaceutical companies say marijuana is simply the entry point for other drugs. They insist that the people not living on the moon and Mars will soon be smoking crack and shooting heroin and that the drug culture will be exported to other planets such as Saturn, Jupiter and maybe even little Pluto.

Proponents of the legalization say the herb is harmless and that manufactured fears, industry propaganda and old wives’ tales should never replace the facts.

“With all due respect to all of the parties involved here we feel that there are far bigger fish to fry,” said one pro-puffer.

Whether there is a demand for marijuana on these spheres was not disclosed nor were pressing questions as to how one could keep anything lit without oxygen. Since it is impossible to grow anything on the two stellar locations the product would have to be imported.

Small celebrations have been reported all over the planet to commemorate the development.

Whether anyone has even smoked a joint on the moon or Mars was not clear at press time.                                     – Small Mouth Bess