LIFT OP RETIREMENT HOME OPENS DOORS

(Almont, March 25, 2015) Pomolift Acres opened today as hundreds of former lift operators struggled to secure accommodations. The fifty-room chalet can handle about 100 retired lift ops at full capacity. Although principals here are certain that vacancies will not regularly crop up they encourage anyone who qualifies for residency to drop by and fill out the necessary paperwork.
Potential Pomolift patrons must be 55 years of age, a resident of Colorado, and must have labored as a lift operator for at least one full season at any recognized Colorado ski resort. Veterans of other states will be considered based on availability. The facility accepts all kinds of insurance and will even help liquidate assets associated with possible customers. For more information on Pomolift Acres call the Almont Chamber of Comments. -Rocky Flats