Give a man a fish…

“Give a man a pork chop and he become reliant on a handout and expects another. He gets lazy and dependent. Give a man a fishing pole and he can stand there all day without even seeing a pork chop break the water. He will soon eat his bait if he hasn’t already done so. Give a man a habanero and he’ll be taking multiple coffee breaks the next day. Give a man a piece of pine  to naw on and before long he’ll get to liking it and forget about the pork chop.””

—Podiatricius 399 BC-357 BC

Tom Sawyer funerals $250 out the door. Enjoy your own wake in the company of the bereaved. Indian Joe, Happy Face Mortuary, Escucha al Monte. 

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