SWISS TO HOST DEM CONVENTION

Showcasing its total confusion of globalist politics, the Democratic National Committee has unanimously elected to move their 2020 convention from San Francisco to Zurich, Switzerland. This will give the countries involved in the European Union experiment a showing of solidarity from the United States and its application of false agenda conforming to an isolationaist one world order of disorder.

Pumped up by the endorsement in such a deteriorating time, the EU asked its top notch news reporters to come up with a press release/package to announce this odd arrangement to the world.

Chosen for the task was a young writer Maximillian Sludge, a German sausage reporter who has never reported a story with a substantive proof of truth.

After two days of deliberation and many cups of foul tasting caffeine drug drinks, the young writer printed his headline in the Zurich papers.

It read: SWITZERLAND SWITCHES FROM NEUTRAL TO REVERSE

Officials in Zurich had no comment on the relocation.

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