Silicon Valley Cave Drawings Thwart Archaeologists

(San Andreas) Sources at Cal Amari Institute expressed grave disappointment this morning at the announcement that nearby carbon-dated cave sketches were of modern origin. Following surface analysis the doodling depicted on rocky walls had been mistakenly attributed to the Plasticine Era before the Giants moved to San Francisco.

As samples of the work surfaced and were examined by litmus tests and cross-referenced by comparative properties, it became clear that the cave drawings had been scratched in the rock about two weeks ago by unknown persons using tools not available to the ancient ones.

The drawings thought to reveal significant and provocative meaning were no more than crude graffiti explaining the validity of electoral colleges, confusion on gender issues and the shocking embrace of plastic packaging in level 6 nations.

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