— PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT # 611 —

IT’S HIGH TIME TO PUSH RESET BUTTONS OUT THERE

It’s spring around these rocks and many of you out there are no better for the wear and tear of the season. However, as always, nature takes care of her own, providing relief on demand. We are referring to the little red reset button that, along with your umbilical cord, your good looks and your innate power of reason arrived with the package that is you.

Surprisingly enough most folks are not aware of this ambiguous presence…but’s it’s there all right. It’s just a matter of a little exploration and education. For instance: Most people will find their tiny reset button just north of their naval. If you happen to be left-handed your red button is probably located behind your right ear. It’s the left brain-right brain thing again. If you were born in 1919, 1926, 1931, 1949,1955, 1967, 1980, 1982 or 1990 you will most likely discover your reset switch behind the left knee.

Physicians and psychologists agree that people who make use of available release mechanisms lead happier, healthier lives. So, when you go home tonight why not jump into a nice hot bath and push your button. Better yet, leave the chore to someone you love. – Editor

“Wagner’s music is better than it sounds.”

– Mark Twain

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