Pot Plants Threaten Colombian Villages

A giant, aggressive ganga strain is kilometers away from three defesneless villages in Quindio this morning. The rapidly reproducing cannabis stalks appeared, as if overnight in many of these remarkably beautiful valleys. Authorities, hard-pressed to take action, said they hoped the dryer weather would slow the plants’ progression. Local police fear that the swooning weed may be detrimental to humans and wreck havoc on their communities. “We should have listened to Jeff Sessions,” said one mayor sipping coffee downtown.

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