Please Help Save The Congress

As of this morning many in Congress continue to suffer from Zombie Deer Disease. Most have continued to be absent despite shortages of vaccine and spring weather. In addition, the treatment for the malady is not covered under the current Congressional Health Insurance policy. We are asking for your financial support so as to keep our legal representatives on the job until the plague relents or a more non-partisan termination occurs. Send $20 and receive a Make America Healthy Again in Washington.

In honor of National Apology Month in May:

Correction: In our headline regarding the alarming spike in the world raven population: It should have read: threatens to end GOP sects and not threatens to end GOP sex as was first reported. You apologize for any harm this might have caused.

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