Great Moments in Crested Butte Dog Court

Prosecutor: And we can prove that on the night of June 4,1987 that this transient mongrel, Spot, did willfully mess on Elk Avenue right in front of a group of tourists who were reportedly carrying as much as $1000 on their persons.

It is further noted that Spot has will fully attempted to sabotage the efforts of the Crested Butte and Mt. Crested Butte Chambers of Commerce and Governor Hickenlooper’s  “Dome of the Range” program…

Defense: Objection, your honor. Spot doesn’t even know Governor Hickenlooper. We have no malice here…

Spot: Woof:!

Judge: I find the defendant guilty on all counts and sentence him to two days in the pound and fifty hours of public service. Can you handle a shovel son?

Spot: Woof, Woof!

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